- No matter how fast you vacuum a wet carpet, you can not outrun electricity.
- Close the sunroof before you use the windshield washer fluid.
- Never put bologna in an electric outlet.
- Never ask your 17 year old why the rear view mirror in the new car says “5”. You will never hear the end of him having to tell you it is really “S” for south.
- If you dog eats a pack of Listerine strips he will puke but it will be minty fresh
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